A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 9, 2017
Get the Logan greenmug. Logan is my favorite person ever
by not.bxtton December 10, 2022
Get the Loganmug. A name given to rednecks that hate everything that crosses their path. Normally have passions for beer and lack of motivation when it’s time to get things done. They can really pack a belch and some heat. Takes one deep. Will not meet in any parking lots.
Person 1: dang man this new guy is a hack
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice
by NB97 April 3, 2019
Get the Logan DeCostamug. 
by Anime_Kun March 26, 2019
Get the loganmug. 
Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.
Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
by Obama234 April 26, 2020
Get the Loganmug.