A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
Get the Messy Kylemug. The best girlfriend ever, most definitely wife material, I will not hesitate 😤 everything about her is special and she is my lil bozo
Kylee Kaldrovics is the love of my life
by swaglordmorp November 25, 2021
Get the Kylee Kaldrovicsmug. The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat
As a love interest look up Fuckboy.
As a love interest look up Fuckboy.
by Miss_604 October 30, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021
Get the Irish Kylemug. Kyle is one of the most basic white names the world has to Offer, as well as a very douche name. There is a lot of nice Kyle's but I am basing this on stereotypes so don't take offense if your name is Kyle.
by Phillips ammonia July 7, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020
Get the Kyle Spurginmug. Kyle Gomes... A pretty attractive guy tbh, he can make ANYONE laugh any day any time any place, treats everyone right, if you have him in your life then you are one of the luckiest people in the world, he loves sports, he treats his girlfriend beyond amazing, he's VERY caring to his friends and is overall a very funny, caring, cute and loving guy :) I Love Him ;)
Girl 1: OMG is that KYLE GOMES?!?!
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well
by Guess Who?!?!?!?!?!? November 24, 2022
Get the Kyle Gomesmug.