jordan

A man obsessed with strait boys

He is a Jordan.

by Poopie145 August 28, 2023

Jordan

A gay looking guy who is actually not gay.

That guy looks like a Jordan.

by Fb dbdjd JC November 12, 2019

schools in jordan

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(

so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"

by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.

A Jordan is not recommended to any girl.

by lingergirl November 24, 2021

jordan

BIG FAT STROKEY NONCE

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”

by s060117s July 18, 2019

Jordan

He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater

Man I would NOT want to be a Jordan!

by Larry Hum March 31, 2020