baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Find the Bacons

A find the game where you find a lot of bacons.

Guy#1: I found all the bacons in Find the Bacons!

Guy#2: I haven't yet :(

by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.

The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.

by Bacons cat April 16, 2022

Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .

James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!

by Ghost765 November 2, 2021

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021