Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 30, 2017

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

Bacon Lab

A very evil lab >:)

Person 1: Hey where did Egg go?
Person 2: Bacon Lab.
Person 1: Oh.

by Becen Loob September 10, 2020

Bacon legging

Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.

After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging

by Edub72 May 11, 2021

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.

We bacon necked so hard last night.

by Jenation February 3, 2024