Goat

Someone known as the greatest of all time in the nfl

Man he’s the goat of football

by Mitch McConnell June 24, 2022

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024

Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 14, 2021

Goat

Goat.exe has stopped responding

oh look the goat is broke

by Memes69420 March 6, 2022

Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.

after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.

by sourgoated March 28, 2011