foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

foot

toof is the backward. it is the best catch phrase ever it is also next to your toees
the plural is foots

My foots are tasty.

by ilikefeets April 22, 2021

Foote

Is a guy man looking for boy butt

Foote loves all boy butts

by Daddy529 December 20, 2020

FOot

Something luke Smells of

What’s that smell, smells like foot

Luke: hehehehee

by Unknown000888 October 29, 2019

massive one foot fighter

the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025