Fuck Fortnite February

Don’t play fortnite for the moth of February

Hey you can’t play fortnite

Why not?
It’s fuck fortnite February

by I wanna die plz kill me November 8, 2019

February 12th

Only the cutest and sweetest people are born on this day, especially if your name is Olly

Did you know all cute people are born on February 12th?

by Uumga January 30, 2024

February 4

If you are born in february 4, you are probably meh and just playing games instead of socializing with your friends. But hey, they are the best to hang out with!

Person 1: Dude, when's your birthday?

Person 2: February 4, why?

Person 1: No wonder why you're a loner

Person 2: eh??

by Yishairu Kareu November 24, 2021

February 26

Cuss your friends out

Person 1: Hey its February 26
Person 2: Oh n-
Person 1: You fucking asshole, suck my 2 balls and my 1 dick, please damn your fucking shit.

by oh the days February 26, 2022

February 14th

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

by mxrsh February 13, 2022

February 7

National exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day

BABE WHAT'S THE DATE?
February 7th why?
So where's my kiss and hug?? It's national exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day?? 🥰🤨❤️

by wil knows February 6, 2023

8th february

Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺

OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE

by shoolow February 8, 2022