Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016

maple cream cookie

A woman who gets a Cream-Pie from a Canadian male

I went up to Canada and totally got a Maple Cream Cookie . I had to take a Plan B the next day...

by Bfreeky December 1, 2016

cream filled bus

When you jizz in her bum so much she start leaking

"To dude I just gave Stacy's mom a cream filled bus!!"
"Dude sick did she have it going on?"
"Ya dude but she look like you could pitch a tent in there so she stared leakin like a faucet"

by Swaggle McDagnasty January 29, 2016

Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018