Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
by RadicalSucks! March 03, 2005
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Singapore cream pie

I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 03, 2022
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Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 06, 2022
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Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich
by FemBottom May 16, 2018
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Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it
by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018
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cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 05, 2019
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Sour cream taco

When u bout to nut but you pull out and come ON her pussy instead of IN her pussy
"Dude, you fucked Rebecca. What you do?"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"
by Bacach August 13, 2017
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