cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala September 2, 2008

cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

by Peter Murray January 10, 2008

Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.

"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."

by Fish126 April 12, 2009

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014