Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022

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Clam powder

The dust of an old lady's vagina.

You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!

by *******JOHN******* July 28, 2020

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Clam Slam

The female version of a teabag.

Bro, I was playing Halo and I got completely wrecked by a chick. She clam slammed my dead body so hard.

by Dilwog August 10, 2016

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The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

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