Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 9, 2021

fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.

That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)

by PC Bob. April 3, 2021

cocaine cracker

a term used for coon ass white niggas who just wont shut the fuck up

Tanner: yOu wOnT lasT in a cOd loBbY
Me: shutup u ugly ass cocaine cracker

by EliteJay April 3, 2021

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021