Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

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Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom June 6, 2018

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When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

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Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

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Double Cream Supreme

The act of covering a man's penis in whipped cream and sucking him off until he produces his own cream. When the creams mix, it is then ingested by either one or all participants.

guy 1- "you won't believe what my girl ate last night"
guy 2- "if it was a double cream supreme, then I guess we both did"
guy 1- "...bro..."

by kamarondo January 19, 2023

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ice-cream sandwiches

two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.

You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy

by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022

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