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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!
by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018
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Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.
Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !
by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022
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Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons
His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.
by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022
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Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.
Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022
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Captain

A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.
So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.
by Just4thesake April 21, 2022
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Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022
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