HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Candymug. by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023
Get the Hard Candymug. 
The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.
Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.
by tototoroto December 4, 2012
Get the A case of the candy drizzlesmug. 
by 73r0 September 26, 2017
Get the polish candymug. by Tweeker May 12, 2024
Get the Eye candymug.