Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Candy

The sweetest most loving person you will ever meet. A candy will brighten up your day no matter what’s going on and they will always be there for you. They are sweeter than their name suggest and their eyes are greener than the largest and most beautiful oak forest. But most importantly a Candy will be the most important person you meet so make sure you never let them go.

Oh look it’s the ever so lovely Candy.

by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021

Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing

Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it

by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023