Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.
“that bitch brandon is so annoying”
by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
Get the Brandon Effectmug. When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Rizzo Energymug. 
to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
Get the brandonedmug. by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019
Get the Brandon (German)mug. kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽
by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023
Get the brandon tuppermug.