One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
by Mr. Asshole January 27, 2007
Get the ebay bitch mug.Boring. Wears leggings as pants and uggs with shorts.
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Uggs and shorts in the summer? Oh you know shes a basic bitch
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
by Realwebster October 7, 2014
Get the Basic bitch mug.a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...
Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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by Kmc13 September 21, 2014
Get the Pussy Bitch mug.Any female who holds a management position at publix, indicating that the job inevitably turns any woman into a bitch.
Damn, Paula is such a Publix bitch that she makes me take the trash out every time I work. I wish that bitch would get fired.
by Fuckpublix February 23, 2011
Get the Publix bitch mug.I was trying to do this puzzle at a friend's house when the puzzle-bitch started to interfere and do my puzzle.
by Captaine John Smith July 16, 2009
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