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Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA
Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat
by Memebooois May 16, 2022
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Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
by Potatomans October 4, 2017
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Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
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crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.
1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!
by starogre February 23, 2011
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meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.
Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!
by Mepz July 7, 2016
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Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster
"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no
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Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018
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