by yizee January 05, 2011
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
by PD2 February 12, 2006
Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 01, 2015
One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.
National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!
by funny_stuff November 12, 2020
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu
Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick
Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*
Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke
Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick
Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*
Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke
by Memeskeepmealive24/7 March 26, 2018
more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.
the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.
by 🥑🧀 September 18, 2018
Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ExcusemesirWTF January 05, 2019