anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

Anal hangover

After having too much or too intense gay sex, the discomfort you get in your butthole afterwards

All that gay sex you're having these days is gonna get you an anal hangover more often than not

by Paupier May 25, 2013

Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.

Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.

by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015

Anal fondue

A group of people joining in anal sex and is strictly anal sex

Id so have an anal fondue with Kanye and Kimmy

by Boosom May 21, 2016

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009