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Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012
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Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.
"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020
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Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.
Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."
by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010
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happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.
1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.
by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013
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innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs
Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.
by nanabaanan May 11, 2020
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katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"
- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....
by Davidfreesefan23 September 4, 2014
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