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5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.
girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."
by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020
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channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program
omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!
by bruhmoments17 June 22, 2021
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5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image
by psyc October 16, 2012
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5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.
"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."
by Lawmeow1 December 5, 2011
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5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*
by Kweentoos June 13, 2023
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Hand Hug 5

When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.
Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment
by talalalh January 25, 2015
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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