The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

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dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

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shit prince

A shit prince is similar to a fuckboi, the only exception being they are oblivious to how idiotic they are making themselves look.

Pleb 1: Why did I get marked wrong on this? Only retards think that SAO is bad.

Shit Prince: Because your opinion is wrong.

Pleb 2: Don't be a shit prince.

by Extra Spicy Dunkaroo Squad June 18, 2016

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1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.

That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.

by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023

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