Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

give a boy your number day

On November 22nd its the give a boy your number day! He can always hit you up if you want :)

her : Hey here my number!
him : Why?
her : Its November 22nd! Its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

Your ass

Not gon lie but bitches are Thicc af in yoga pants, without them my boner wouldn’t be relaxed for once

Your ass is fat

by 194&4829484 March 15, 2020

your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022

your life

is boring

“Your life is boring babe!”
“Real”

by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013