Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

stealin your cocamo

when you make someone look bad when they think they're hot.

jenny totally stole lea's cocamo talking about her exboy in front of sam.

by jimmy lou December 29, 2003

Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

your name

The thing you search on Urban Dictionary when you're bored and want to be critiqued by anonymous internet people.

Hey Tristan search up your name
Ok sure
yay i'm the best person ever
Devin search up your name
Ok
damn i get no girls

by this is a pseudomym May 18, 2023

your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom

Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.

by creativename_ October 11, 2022

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017