shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022

Shit

Very very bad word means poop

You are a piece of shit

by Ailis burnett December 21, 2024

Level 4 shit

A good shit where you saw an animal.

I took lots of level 4 shits while in the forest.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son March 14, 2016