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Random person: “ Damm, is that an abandoned insane asylum?”
* bell rings- kidz flood outside*
Random person: “ Oh UhM I SeE It’S a ScHoOL.”
by Dewlete April 24, 2019
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Boarding school

Prison

Well kinda...
A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.
“Oh look Lara, Freya and Philippa go to a Boarding school.”

“Oh no! I was going to bang all three tonight but because they live in hell I can’t anymore”
by Sugerplum101 January 27, 2021
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Aptakisic Jr. High School

Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.
Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated

Daniel: rip
by schoolisass December 8, 2023
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Pasadena High School

Better known as PHS, the main high school in dena aka Pasadena, California. van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts academies. Best known for basketball, but football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. E building is generally for the slow kids. At this school there are mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You'll find a lot of fatherless cholos (wannabe gangbangers) who get drunk or high at victory park across the street. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even some white boys use the n word. You'll notice armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. teen pregnancies were not rare in the 2000s. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You may still hear kids on the football team claim PDL. Football team has a lot of future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, pomona, san bernardino, or Texas because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers smoking cigarettes or mush by the tree, but no one ever does anything about them because the admin sucks. A lot of tenured teachers that don't put much effort into teaching. The worst kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
Ay what school u at?
PHS.
What?
Pasadena High School mang
by MooingSteakEater November 29, 2023
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cedar springs high school

In cedar springs high school there are faggots, queers and woman. The woman fucking suck donkey ass NO CAP!
dude in cedar springs high school: Hey

girl: I have a boyfriend
dude: let's just be friends then
girl: Nah your Hella ugly
by pappy chulo November 29, 2021
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Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024
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traffic school

Where adolescents learn how to drive and control their road rage
Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"
by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024
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