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Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.
- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...
by Majkimus September 17, 2023
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bitch ass

by bitch ass1234 March 26, 2019
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twatty ass

when someone is being annoying, rude and bitchy they are being a twatty ass
stop being a twatty ass
by idjfjfn May 4, 2019
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seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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My ass

Your ass if something that you have on your bottom if your a girl then you know what’s going up there if your a guy then your lucky
My ass likes big dick mmmm feels good
by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021
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ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason
Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker
by Ass wanker April 11, 2021
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