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Everything You Know is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025
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My heart likes you

A line in Enhypen's song "Let me in (20 cube)" . The meaning is sort of like "I would never tell you unless I needed to but no matter how much I try not to like you, my heart likes you." Or " this is a new feeling because I've never felt myself so attracted to someone, hence 'my heart likes you '. "
Enhypen: "My heart likes you, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" ( my heart likes you in korean)
Me: *searches up English lyrics to the song* oh, damn now my heart likes enhypen 10x more.
by Biggest stray kids fan February 7, 2024
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
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You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.
Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.
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A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.
by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024
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I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.
by Findinglove_ February 8, 2024
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You

A lonely idiot who is gonna be single for the rest of your life
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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