Your mom

Your mom is a gay peice of shit ok so go fuck yourself weebs

Laughs your moms gay

by Memerguy2 October 4, 2019

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Your mom

I like your mom :)

Wow I really like your mom!!!

by Idoweed January 12, 2022

He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.

Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga

by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024