by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022
Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.
"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"
by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017
When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
by swerty gert February 12, 2019
Of you can’t treat a woman right and be a Gentlemen and get to know the girl then you ain’t getting in her pants
by Petty and classy July 15, 2019
A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 06, 2025
by Oven mitt guy October 23, 2023