Dirty Titan

when you shit on your significant others chest and they lick it off.

I just did a dirty titan on that bitch.

by Penis1200 July 25, 2022

Dirty kandi

A dirty Kandi is when a person walks around with a turd poking out asking who farted And yelling skeet skeet, knowing full well they are the ones that smell of shit!

Bob got Sarah with the Dirty Kandi while having sex and it caused a poop smear on the sheets. Skeet Skeet

by Ididitgood September 24, 2019

dirty annalisa

The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock

I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it

by imjustken May 9, 2023

dirty craddy

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.

“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”

“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”

“Legend, sir. Legend”

by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023

Dirty Halfy

When a person is half Japanese and half white. And then claim that they are Japanese. When really in fact they are just a dirty abomination.

That Horii is a dirty halfy!

by Joe Mana November 29, 2011

Dirty buns Betsy

When get your butt covers in sand and other shit

There goes dirty buns Betsy to go sit in a pile of random shit

by Papa Eli July 1, 2021

dirty gillard

The smelliest wettest meanest far you’ve ever smelled. It’s so awful that it clears the room in .1 seconds. If you smell it you could quite possibly lose your scent. Usually the fart comes from aggressive anal pegging that causes extreme gasses to build up filling the anus and turning to liquid before escaping the asshole.

What in the world just happened?!?

My bad guys I pulled a Dirty Gillard.

You got pegged bro?!?

by mommydaddyohyeah March 8, 2023