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Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
by @gigachad December 16, 2022
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Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.
Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
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Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.
You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"
by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018
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Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
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