A shithole that we spend almost 7 hours a day at ‘learning’ stuff we’ve already been told countless times.
School is shit. I hate school.
by urbanated May 17, 2022

A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.
1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
by anonymous September 20, 2022

Filled with goes that are fake as hell and don't know how to mind their own business and they always try to be ghetto when they actually are preppy bitches and the boys are always fuckboys
by datbitch123 April 10, 2021

Dude, you wanna go see Bourne High School’s production of Once On This Island? I heard they’re doing blackface in it. It’ll be way better than seeing the football team lose for the 20th time.
by OctaviaSpencersOvari May 26, 2022

A shit school located in Solihull. People here are tramps and wannabe chavs. The floors, tables and chairs are full of sticky chewing gum. Teachers here come and go all time - this literally explains how bad the school is.
by Woahwoahwoahhhh November 24, 2021

by pspspspsp October 18, 2023

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!
“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019
