lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.

Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

by i honesty have no idea April 26, 2023

Turn your OC into a bunny day!

Yep, you heard me
It's in July 19 and you have to turn your OC into a bunny.
No cap

Bunnylover: Its turn your OC into a bunny day! You know what that means!
Artist who hates bunnies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GeebusDweebus July 19, 2021

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019