Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.

Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes

by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

reckless shit

Wild shit to do with ur friends er and cat

WOW that girl is doing reckless shit

by Gisltn April 15, 2017

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Dog Shit

Lincoln High

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.

by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021

shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020