National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe

My ass is 50-50 fat

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

ass

(1)noun: butt; posterior; anal area.
(2)adjective: bad; trashy, used to describe something that is bad or does not reach expectations.

(1) person: *grabs girlfriends butt* girlfriend: did you just grab my ass?
(2)*playing basketball* "yo this ball is ass!"

by Nota qt December 1, 2021

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

Hot Ass

A extremely hot, sexy, good looking guy that you *usually* desire to have sex with

"Tim is a total hot ass, that sexy tie his wearing makes him look so sexy"

by theladywiththewords August 5, 2019

dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020