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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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Your mom

Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.

2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.

3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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send your bf a hot pic day

GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥
by MacTheWarframe November 19, 2021
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National Send Your Man Arch Pics Day

Today if you didn't know, you have to send your boyfriend arch pics. If you don't know what that is then search it up.
"It's National send your man arch pics day today so you have to send me one"
by hxteaag April 6, 2024
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Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan
Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!
by 2 pack July 3, 2020
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Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".
Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
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