Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

get in some gangster shit

To go out and fight someone
Beef

Man 1: fuck u
Man 2: u want to get in some gangster shit?

by Brown iverson May 5, 2016

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Shit bitch

A saying that you say to annoying, sexist males. Upon saying this you may castrate them and turn them more into the dominant race, the female. This can also be used as a name meaning 'you ain't got no Dick you pussy'.

Ex1. Shit bitch. You ain't need be such a sexist pig.

Ex2. Hey! Shit Bitch! Come over here!

by (Pandalover) May 6, 2014

hit-a-shit

whack-a-mole but shitty

hit-a-shit is 12 bucks less!

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021

KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 10, 2022