Cliff Hanger Ass

the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!

2 guys

guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!

guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!

by blahhhhh69 August 26, 2013

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

ass gitters

ass gitters: the act in where your booty hole twitches when you have to go take a poo. Or clinching on the booty hole.

Them spicy meals give me the ass gitters.

by Asht0nTreadway October 24, 2022

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019

National Grab ass day

On March 10th and boy or girl can grab each other’s but, no telling don’t be a snitch.

Hey Gabrielle is national grab ass day you know what that means

by MyFaultOG😩 March 10, 2021