wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”

by adroxx April 26, 2023

Build a mansion on your lot

Poop on your chest

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"

by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

national ask your crush out day

You have to ask your crush 🥰 out she might say yes but if she says no its okay

August 29th National ask your crush out day

by Devin hairston August 27, 2022

Your Mom Gay

Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.

YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting

by Your mom gay survivor March 18, 2024