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Dick night lolol

When your female friend is after several cocks and finally finds one to latch on to for the night.
Omg is it dick night lolol?
by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025
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Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021
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Beaver dick

Mmmm i really want some beaver dick!
by Kayla with an i July 1, 2022
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Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.
“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly
by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019
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Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe
"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"
by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 9, 2022
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Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.
For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."
by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023
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Dick long

Hey bruh you got a dick long
by Greg d long October 19, 2020
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