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pussy if you don’t

equivalent of no balls where one is forced to do something with their dignity and reputation at stake
Jump in the lake! Pussy if you don’t!
by ur an ugly sweater May 18, 2018
mugGet the pussy if you don’tmug.

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

Hope you get spoilt rotten

To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025
mugGet the Hope you get spoilt rottenmug.
s a d n e s s .
friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.
by stankorb April 5, 2021
mugGet the when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.mug.

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.
This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep
by Big daddy Landon May 8, 2016
mugGet the boy you schleepmug.

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