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up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult
"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up
by That random guy thing December 2, 2018
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national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
by Obf.charles May 25, 2018
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What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.
The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts
by Anson's Mate April 7, 2020
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Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
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fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"
by neerdabay January 20, 2014
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penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"
by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006
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bo bo kitty fuck

the word used in jay and silent bob when jay called his girlfriends "bo bo kitty fuck"
by 69!*!Brooklyn!*!69 May 12, 2006
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