big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

by RaiLind September 22, 2020

Ass chiz

Like “ass cheeks” - when you’re too tired to say it.

Context: at the beach

Boyfriend: hey babe what’s the UV index

Girlfriend: 2

Boyfriend: oh that’s ass chiz

by Rainstorm September 23, 2020

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

ASS BOOGER

A LITTLE TURD STUCK IN YOUR BUTT

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER

by anonymous September 24, 2020

cool ass min

It say it been a long time or haven't talked in a while

Foo 1: bro hyb its been a cool ass min since we talked
Foo 2 : it been arl

by Slay.t3mper September 26, 2020

Ass

The rear end of an animal or human.

"Holy Shit George look at the ASS on that donkey!"

by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020