What Bills

A phrase best used when someone asks questions, expects explanations, or tells someone what to do (including how to act) and is not owed an answer or reaction.
“If they ain’t paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.” -RuPaul

Person 1: You need to keep your phone on. Why did you have it off in the first place?
Person 2: WHAT BILLS?
Person 1: (Dumb founded)
Person 2: Pay a damn bill and you can tell me what to do or ask why I did something.

by Wqwheat July 28, 2019

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010

What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

by Epictailz January 26, 2017

Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.

They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.

by Warble808 April 5, 2023

what the chick

a common saying. can be used at any time really

*opens unsolicited peepee pic* WHAT THE CHICK

by what the chick it's your mom February 14, 2022

What the Buck?

The war in Ukraine had made its mark on the current economic and political climate. From the jaw-dropping price of gas and utilities to drastically elevated prices of goods and services, the burden was felt by all. This, coupled with rising inflation (nearly 9%) and the increase of costs of essential goods (to over 33%), without comparative salary increases leads to frustration and disbelief. Jackson Hewitt’s target market of HHI of $15k to $75K was inversely affected compared to the higher HHIs of $75k+. To coin the phrase, “the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer “ felt a very apt sentiment for this target audience. The phrase "What the Buck? expresses this sentiment. Particularly for the working class.

Retailer: That will be $27.99, please! (for your half sandwich, pack of chips, and a soda).
Customer: What the buck? (Showing disbelief and shock at the cost of living!)

by Poundstretcher March 15, 2023