A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.
Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?
Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!
Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!
by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010
person 1: yo I've decided I'm going to pick George Mason University over JMU.
person 2: bruh. good luck
person 2: bruh. good luck
by AyoFamImSlick March 05, 2022
The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
by jazequah March 01, 2011
Considered the best Public school in the state. Recently ranked AHEAD of Miami of Ohio by U.S. New and World Report. It is easy to hate a good school with a dominant football program, which is why so many outsiders do. And not quite so ghetto as some ignorant people think.
by Chris dubbs May 08, 2006
The only unique school in VA. Closest to DC of other commonwealth schools, beautiful campus, more people living on campus than most other schools, diverse student body, better value than DC schools. If you want to go somewhere that not everyone looks the same and there's an unofficial uniform of uggs and north face (i.e.- Tech, Radford, JMU) or where people are overly stuck up and have outdated methods and campuses (i.e.- UVA, W&M, Gtown, GW) Mason is a great option. Not one kind of student there. Mason has been growing hugely over the last few years (right after I graduated). Facilities are amazing! Great basketball team is bonus.
I'm going to George Mason University so I can get a good education, be an individual and be near the most powerful city in the country.
by staceytee January 17, 2010
A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
by drunk PSU student November 05, 2006
A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
by Joe Iron January 21, 2008