The devil's fingernails

When a girls butt cheeks hang under a short skirt.

I was about to pass on this girl but the devil's fingernails got me....

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

Devil's Children

Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.

Don't let these people go into Petland or even Pet Warehouse. Those are Devil's Children.

by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010

Devilous

In the act of being a devil or doing something evil.

You are being so devilous right now; it's not a good look.

by Jamanthony The Third May 20, 2025

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.

Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.

by link1ater July 26, 2021

Devilled Jill

A Devilled Jill is when you go for a shit, but you also need a piss. What else do you do, except make a Devilled Jill, the 2 in 1 special.

James: I had to take a deuce and a whizz at the same time so you KNOW i had to do a Devilled Jill.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 February 24, 2025

Devil’s Garden

Term used for a minefield.

Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.

by Literal Lucifer October 24, 2019

Devil's dickvocate

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.

"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

by Bi-election April 4, 2021