Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

finger bro

Two men who have similar fingers that have become friends.

Hey , finger bro...we going out tonight?

by Ideasdude January 17, 2018

trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Finger Pouch

The cavity inbetween a Woman’s legs

I walked into my nans bedroom to find her shoving a broom into her ‘finger pouch’

by Cracktilian March 24, 2020

finger spin

A finger spin is when you shove your middle finger in a girls vagina then spin your finger left and right fast and repetitively.

Wow Jonny really gave me a finger spin last night .

I finger spinned her so hard last night.

by Hi people😂👌👈 July 6, 2017