Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Book

Why would you look up the definition of a book??

I like this book

by BigTortle January 15, 2019

Book

Another word for “fag” or “faggot”, but it’s not really referring to an LGBT person, it’s just used as an insult with no meaning.

“You’re a fat ass book.”

by samthecrocshoe September 6, 2018

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

book

a tree that was brutally murdered by humans

that poor book he only wanted to grow tall

by MWG Trey September 7, 2021